Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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George HarrisonA few months before he died, George Harrison encountered a burglar in the act of burgling his house. I was at a friend's house, recounting the way the situation had (genuinely) concluded.
Harrison, being a died-in-the-wool Peace And Love merchant, attempted to defuse the negative energy in the room by repeatedly chanting "Hari Krishna Hari Krishna Hari Krishna".
Unfortunately this didn't have the desired effect since according to his statement the burglar thought he was speaking backwards, concluded that he must be in league with Satan, and therefore stabbed him.
I thought this chain of events was hilarious, and said so.
"Don't you think that's hilarious?"
"No."
Everything went rather frosty after that. I suppose I should have made it a bit clearer that it wasn't the stabbing part that I found funny. Or, perhaps none of it was funny. I'm not sure.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:24, Reply)
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