Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Ooh, I nearly forgot this one!It's been two months since Mrs Monkeysex and I saw each other and had 'relations'. So I've been feeling even hornier than normal, and my usually firmly focussed eyes have started wandering a little.
I was walking down the street last week, when a couple of girls happened to walk by, one of whom was really rather attractive,
'Christ, I'd fuck that til it was dead,' I thought to myself.
Only I didn't think it.
The look of shock and disgust on both their faces, as I carried on walking by quite happily, will remain in my wank bank forever.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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