Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Triple CringeNot me a mate, he was still staying with is parents. His girl friend was staying over. So they were having some mutual oral fun when he needs to go to the toilet. He meets his mum on the way, she smiles says nothing and he goes to the bathroom, finishing up he goes to wash his hands looks in the mirror only to find his face covered in blood. Ouch.
And another, a friend she has been out on the town she gets home in dire need of a pee runs up stairs sits down and lets go. Her neighbour then walks out the bedroom to ask her what she is doing ? Yes she was sitting on the toilet with her nicks round her ankles toilet door wide open in the wrong house. Easily done when you’re a bit drunk the house is part of a terrace, in a town where people don’t tend to lock their doors.
Me, well telling my mate that his brother had offered me a blow job. Why can’t I keep my mouth shut. He didn’t know his brother was Bi.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:59, Reply)
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