Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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My wonderful fatherAged about 11 or 12, I wanted to bike it down to a nearby village to visit friends.
The trouble is, it was going to be dark soon and I would have to go down a country lane that had no street lights.
Looking back, that seems like a perfect reason for my parents to say no and leave it at that.
So I am not sure how we ended up in a situation where my Mum said ‘you can’t go after dark, you might get raped’
Now, I was at the age where I knew about erections (oh boy did I know) but was too embarrassed to let my parents know that I knew. (not that I have ever explicitly let my parents know, come to think of it. It’s not like one day I sat them down and told them excitedly ‘look what my penis can do!’)
But I was young and naïve enough to believe it to be true when I said ‘I’m a boy, boys can’t be raped’
Cue an excruciating half hour of my Dad bum raping me to prove that they could.
Sorry, couldn’t resist saying that.
What actually ensued was a genuinely excruciating half hour for both of us after my Mum said ‘Yes they can, go on Dad, you explain it to him’
And, bless, him, he did.
The poor poor man.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:15,
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