Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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It backfired at...First proper date when I was but a violent pacifier, went to the cinema to see some (probably hugely cheesy and crappy)movie.
Except said date doesnt turn up. Then a chav from school turns up, sees me on my bill, and decides to tell all his friends. Cringe number one.
Followed by me calling date up and asking, most likely quite rudely, where the hell she was. She replies that her Grandad had fainted and she was on her way to see him. Cringe number 2.
But happy ending, grandad was fine and she payed for my ticket the next time we went ;P
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:32, Reply)
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