I feel as though my whole life has been leading up to this QOTW
The company I used to work for had an IT Director who was pretty much useless - what's more than that, he was intensely creepy.

I never could quite put my finger on the reason his mere presence disturbed me so much. Yes, he used to stare at my boobs when he talked to me, in fact I don't think he'd have recognised my face in a line-up ... but it went deeper than that.

Overnight he was suddenly moved to another office in N Ireland, no explanation ...

Being the nosey cow that I am, I did a little digging and found out the back-story (nothing too interesting as it turned out). So, one Friday lunchtime in the pub with colleagues some months later his name comes up.

I start into a rant about him - a proper character assassination:

* What a pervert he was
* How his presence sent shivers up my spine
* How he'd been discovered getting sucked off by a young work experience girl in the loo
* How despite being no bloody use whatsoever he made xxx,xxx in bonus alone the year before

I could go on, in fact I did ...

10 minutes later he walked out of a little alcove about 15 metres away from where we were sat in the VERY QUIET pub with a woman he'd been interviewing as his replacement.

I swear I felt my heart stop beating ... strangely enough, he was nice as pie to me after that, perhaps he thought it was my first strike in an attempt at blackmail?

* insert your own length gag here *
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:53, Reply)