Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Hmmm......years worth of cringe coming up......Last and hopefully final one.....I staggered round to a squeezes house, off my head on valium and booze and stripped totally naked, standing starkers sayin 'dya fancy me'. I got the response ' you're pissed...' 'No I'm not' I replied, before I then staggered into the bathroom, slipped over and cracked my face on the side of the toilet bowl. Later on that night, I found myself in a house somewhere, smashing the place up, getting arrested, wriggling out of the handcuffs and being chased by a number of coppers who sat on me, cuffed me and chucked me on the van. The worst thing about it was I was banged up in the morning that I was due to go into rehab. I only found out where the sore face had come from months after the event....after a cringey reminder of the event. Another cringey bit was sitting in court, now three months sober having to listen to the transcripts of my verbal that night. French, German.....and alot of swearing. Ouch.
The time I had a threesome with a cringey husband and wife. I wore wellys to their house.
The time I snogged near enough everyone in the nightclub but was so blacked out I learned about it, again, weeks after. After a complete minger thought i kissed him cos i fancied him. Eek.
The time i used a stolen credit card to pay for something for my landlady...who was in the navy. So I had to fess up. I got evicted not long after.
The two occaisions that I slept with best friends boyfriends.
The time I slept with a total nutcase minger just so I could have his bag of coke and indulge in some blood sports. (he was up for it, i took the oppo). YUK.
God...I could go on...i think i need 24 hours to think of some other goodens...yes, they do get cringier!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:59, 3 replies)
that ain't cringeyit just makes you come across as a worthless thieving degenerate with no self control
trust me
we know our own.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:15, closed)
YepThat not be cringy. You just look like a cunt with that post.
As do I with this.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 23:38, closed)
NopeI don't look like a cunt. I AM a cunt.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:10, closed)
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