Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Does second-hand embarrassment count?I hope so.
Because of this: I've been embarrassed on behalf of a waiter in an Indian restaurant. Honest. I thought those guys could not be embarrassed ever. But no.
Pink Goddess is blessed with abundant curves. The cutest curves I've ever seen. It was some kind of family event, so we all trundled off to a local curry house to cram some curry in. We agreed a place, in we went and sat down. The waiter came over and took orders for starters, and we all asked for ours. Then he asked for orders for mains. So, we all chipped in our orders, but somehow he missed Pink Goddess out.
"Pardon me," she said, "but I think you've missed me out!"
"Sorry," he said, "didn't think you wanted a main course."
Pink Goddess paused for effect. "Do I," she pouted prettily, "*look* like someone who doesn't want a main course?!?"
Well, we couldn't laugh, and he couldn't blush. But we all knew we wanted to.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:14, 2 replies)
good on her!cheeky food monkey that he was!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:18,
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ErmSo did she look like someone who wanted a main course originally?
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 2:02, closed)
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