Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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a few years agoWhen I started at Derby Uni, I moved into the halls of residence (Lonsdale hall for any current students/alumni), and we're just more or less getting to know our neighbours and flat-mates.
we unfortuantly had a communal toilet in our flat, it was kinda like a toilet block, with two toilet partitions next to each other with a shower and a sink.
I was preparing for the big freshers party having a shower and I'd literally just finished, grabbed my towel and then heard two of my housemates coming in to use the toilet.
They continued to have a full blown conversation on the toilet whilst taking a dump with the occasional grunting and 'nnnghhh-ing', and totally oblivious to the fact i was in the shower there listening to this, I was like that scene from 'Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle' uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E
yes they were engaging in a game of 'Battleshits'...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:55, Reply)
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