Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Now look what happened to yesterday's lunchBack in the 90s i had spent a summer night at a campsite. When i woke up in the morning i felt very tired, so i stayed in "bed" until i had to pee.
In my boxer shorts and t-shirts, i walked (or rather: staggered) towards the toilet house and felt increasingly sick.
After most of the way, some sort of volcano in me erupted. I bent over and puked in the middle of the way. While puking, i felt something running down my legs - guess what it was? Squirts!
There i was, shitting and puking in bright daylight in the middle of the road. As i was almost at the toilet house, i decided i could just have a shower and then go back. Of course i had neither money nor a towel with me. So after a cold shower i walked back in my freshly washed underwear, dripping wet. What a sick way to spend a vacation...
Length: About the longest ~30min of the 90s. The shit-and-puke-trail was not even 2 meters.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)
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