Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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A lecturer at a friends UniWalked in at the start of the year, just after the summer holidays to a packed lecture. My friend studies dentistry at a large uni, and it happens that there are a great deal of Asian students there.
The lecture, noticing how healthy everyone is looking after their holidays in the sun kicks off with the phrase: "Well, good morning everyone! I hope you all had a good holiday - I can certainly see a lot of brown faces in the audience!"
At which point most of the room starts pissing themselves, and the lecturer elects to leave, delegating the teaching of the module to someone else for the rest of the year. As opening statements go, it probably wasn't the best.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:13, Reply)
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