Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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File Names.When at College in Deepest, Darkest Plymouth back in '88, I did computing as a second subject. Being an 18 YO man of the world, I of course read Viz (when it was funny) and quoted it often.
One part of the course was to write a programme to guide a turtle (lego robot vehicle) round a course. We all wrote one, saved it and named it something memorable like "Daves Robot" or somesuch. All of us, that is, except me, who named it (in honour of Sid the Sexist) "titsout".
Hands up who can guess whose programme the tutor wanted sharing so everyone could study?
Bugger.
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shouldn't that be 'titsoot' ?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:54,
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SimilarlyThat reminds me of the day that my lecturer bounded over to my desk with a visiting artist, to show her the wonderful world of 3D modelling and animation, on Amiga computers.
That was also the precise moment that I had decided to change the mouse pointer to a pic of a pink spurting cock.
He tried to get rid of it with a few mouse clicks but only succeeded in changing the resolution to make the cock bigger.
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Lord & Lady Pants, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:45,
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