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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Wedding fun
A few years ago my aunt got married for the third time. Not being particularly religious, she went for a registry office wedding, and because I was deemed to be "more sensible" than her kids I was left in charge of playing the music when they signed the register.

Despite jokingly moaning that a church wedding would be better as you could have a live action opening to Metallica's For Whom The Bell Tolls, I assured her that I would be sensible and wouldn't ruin her happy day. She handed me a cheap compilation CD and told me she wanted me to play side one, track one.

"Ah," thought I, "a nice soppy Queen ballad. That'll be nice" as I picked up the first CD from the case and cued it up. The ceremony went off without a hitch, and as they went to the register to sign it, I got the nod and pressed play.

Smugly, I sat back down, just as the first few lines of "Gangsta's Paradise" filled the room. If I'm ever allowed to be in charge of the music at another wedding, I'll check which disc I'm putting in first.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:05, 4 replies)
The proverbial coffee on laptop moment
However i've got a really nasty cold, so i sneezed coughed and laughed all at the same time instead :-(
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:52, closed)
Brilliant
When I got married my friend threatened to play "Smack My Bitch Up" as we walked out of the church - would've been highly prophetic and appropriate as it turned out :(

* the song we actually had is worthy of a cringe post, but I'm just far too ashamed
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:56, closed)
Straight Down The Middle!
is what I wanted when I married a golf freak but couldn't get one in time.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:18, closed)
Metallica at a wedding
I like.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:35, closed)

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