Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Loves young dream 2
The local girls high school held a Xmas dance.
Of course most of the other boys at my school (we were all boys so 'twinned' with them) started "I'm going with....", "Well, I'm going with...." until "And who are you going with, paof2?"
"Sandra P" I said without a moments hesitation, to a moments silence and then laughter.
Please don't get me wrong, but as I was the class loser she was their class loser. Overweight, glasses, skin ailments, but a lovely personality... you know what I mean.
I thought nothing of it, until going home I turned a corner and she's stood there.
"Since when have we been going to the dance?"
"I was going to ask...."
We actually went out for a fortnight, practising our tonsil hockey on each other but me getting my face slapped if I tried to go further (like putting my finger inside her bra strap on her shoulder.)
Then she came to my house, to help babysit my brother who was almost 12. (We were 16.)
He was a shit.
Refused to go to bed at the time he'd agreed with my parents.
Demanded a seat between us.
Eventually I get him in a headlock, and as I drag him out of the door he yells "paof2 wanks every night!"
I cringed.
She didnt. Her reply of "So what, we all do it." surprised me.
(I was incredibly naive, until that moment I didn't even know girls could wank...)
It sort of killed the evening. A few minutes later she was asking for bus times, and him following us to the bus stop in his pyjama's didn't help things.
Sort of killed the relationship as well, I don't recall either of us saying it was over but my calls were met with "oh, she's just gone out..." and suchlike.
Strangely enough a few months later I was talking to one of her classmates and she said Sandra had left school, a big scandal involving her, a sailor from Poland, and an expanding stomach...
I've seen her a few times since, and she went from being surrounded by about 5 kids under 6 to being surrounded by grandkids,
Maybe she should have stuck to wanking?
( , Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:33, Reply)
The local girls high school held a Xmas dance.
Of course most of the other boys at my school (we were all boys so 'twinned' with them) started "I'm going with....", "Well, I'm going with...." until "And who are you going with, paof2?"
"Sandra P" I said without a moments hesitation, to a moments silence and then laughter.
Please don't get me wrong, but as I was the class loser she was their class loser. Overweight, glasses, skin ailments, but a lovely personality... you know what I mean.
I thought nothing of it, until going home I turned a corner and she's stood there.
"Since when have we been going to the dance?"
"I was going to ask...."
We actually went out for a fortnight, practising our tonsil hockey on each other but me getting my face slapped if I tried to go further (like putting my finger inside her bra strap on her shoulder.)
Then she came to my house, to help babysit my brother who was almost 12. (We were 16.)
He was a shit.
Refused to go to bed at the time he'd agreed with my parents.
Demanded a seat between us.
Eventually I get him in a headlock, and as I drag him out of the door he yells "paof2 wanks every night!"
I cringed.
She didnt. Her reply of "So what, we all do it." surprised me.
(I was incredibly naive, until that moment I didn't even know girls could wank...)
It sort of killed the evening. A few minutes later she was asking for bus times, and him following us to the bus stop in his pyjama's didn't help things.
Sort of killed the relationship as well, I don't recall either of us saying it was over but my calls were met with "oh, she's just gone out..." and suchlike.
Strangely enough a few months later I was talking to one of her classmates and she said Sandra had left school, a big scandal involving her, a sailor from Poland, and an expanding stomach...
I've seen her a few times since, and she went from being surrounded by about 5 kids under 6 to being surrounded by grandkids,
Maybe she should have stuck to wanking?
( , Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:33, Reply)
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