Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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three more i just rememberedmy mum was kind enough to buy my ex and i a new bed after i moved in with him. My ex's dad, being a kind fellow aswell offered to help remove our old bed and help build the new one.
as he was taking apart the old bed he commented on scratches on the frame. the word handcuffs was mentioned. my ex turned bright red but thankfully i managed to play it cool so it was blamed on his ex girlfriend :D
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after leaving said ex and moving into a flat on my own, i invited a friend from college over, got very drunk and did the nasty with him. all is going well and just as the event reaches it's climax, he looks up and sees the little girl that lives upstairs looking in the window :s in our haste to ravish eachother we forgot to shut the curtains.
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in this flat i had what i called the "wall o sex", which was basically the wall beside my bed plastered in lots of pictures of lovely naked ladies. not many people know that i play for both teams so you'd think that when i moved out i'd have remembered to take them down when said ex's mother and father from the first story came to help me move out :/ i did not. que lots of awkward questions from ex's mother and ex's father saying "now i understand why you left him"
i probably have more, will post later if i manage not to die from shame
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)
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