Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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FistI was house-sharing with a couple of mates back when I was at uni. We were robbed while Winston (one of us) was overseas on holidays.
The thieves made quite a mess of things (stole 150 of my CDs - bastards - I now feel no remorse at all the music I've downloaded to make up for it - hee hee)..
Anyway, as the house belonged to Winston's mum I thought i should let her know what had happened given that her boy was not around. She came over, went into his room, and found the "fisting" porno mag which had previously been hidden under a chest of drawers and had obviously been moved around by the thieves looking for stuff to steal.
I'll never forget the look on her back-end-of-middle-aged face as she picked it up and said "Oh dear, is that what Winston's into?"
CRINGE!
This was before mobile phones.. so I simply had to wait for Winston's next call home to say hi.. Dear readers, would you care to take a guess at which bit of news made him more upset...?
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
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