Why are you all looking at me funny?
A few years ago, I was round a friends house, having a few drinks and watching telly. We had a music channel on and an artist appeared who I was not too fond of.

"I hope he dies of cancer!", I exclaimed.

Little did I know, my friends dad had recently passed away from... got it in one... cancer.

Seeing as how I didn't know, this obviously wasn't cringe worthy for me but I don't want to know what the people around me were thinking when I was just sitting there with a smirk on my face.

To her fairness she didn't mention it and I didn't know until a couple of months later when my other mate brought it up. To say I wanted to die was an understatement. I was in a metaphorical limbo, it was too late to say anything but I couldn't believe at what I'd said.

Length? Shorter after a swift bout of cock cancer.
(Martin1337 was trying and failing to be funny at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 1:30, 2 replies)

I do this all the time
People think I'm harsh. I'm not. I'm judgmental.
I have a list of people who I hope die of nasty diseases.

Here is a shortened list off the top of my head.

Chris Martin
Rosie O'Donnel
Bono
Phil Collins
Chris Martin
Paul McCartney
Simon Cowell
Uwe Boll
Pete Waterman (actually, I'd prefer he died about 25-30 years ago)
Chris Martin
Louis Walsh
Paris Hilton

Anyone involved with the crap pop-culture that MTV has programmed into the heads of oh-so-many young twits

Everyone on The View. Loose Women was quite good, they had intelligent discussions. The View just has opinionated wackos who think that whoever talks loudest is right. Mix that with crazy right-wing politics and you have yourself a stinking cesspit of a television show.

Oh, and that bloke from Coldplay.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 9:41, closed)

Actually...
... she told you to stfu and various people said 'that's a bit harsh' and you said "well, alright, AIDS then."
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 23:14, closed)