Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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this weeks qotwme and the (now ex) mrs sick had been going out for a while and we wanted to try somthing new in bed so we tossed some ideas back and forth for a while(not like that)and i happend up on a fisting how to on the net we disscussed it and both agreed it might be fun.....so anyway there we are in her flat what we thought was alone now im upto about half my hand in when her flat mate bursts into the room enquireing about making tea and to her credit she didnt say anything she just sort of turned around and shut the door very quickly we understandably stopped (ruins the mood slightly)
secondly this was when i was but a little sick more of a sicky burp.... anyway we were having a little trip round one of those working farms that lets people have a look about for an hour or 2 everything was fine until we got to the cowsheds the bull was mounting a cow but not knowing this i asked the farmer why "one cow was trying to ride the other" my mum being rather easy to make cringe went red as postman pats van
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)
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