Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Holacaust jokes = LOL!11 years old in the back of my best friend's mom's Oldsmobile. His Mother and Grandmother in the front. My friend, his sister, his sister's boyfriend and I in the back. I had just discovered Blanche Knots's truly tasteless jokes and studied them feverishly. I was reciting them verbatim quietly in the back to my friend when I told an especially funny one that he wanted me to repeat to everyone in the car.
"Er, I'd rather not."
"No tell it."
"Well... How do you fit 200 Jews in a Volkswagen? Two in the front, two in the back and 196 in the ashtray."
Did I mention my friends grandmother was a holocaust survivor? I cringed just writing that story.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 1:00, 2 replies)
You'd probably get three in the back, to be fairCant beat a good Jew joke - if they havent got a sense of humour about it by now, they can fuck off.
Im Irish - we invented the butt of the joke.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:25, closed)
My favorite jew jokeWhy do Jewish mothers circumcise their sons?
They like everything 20% off.
It's alright everyone, I'm Jewish.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:41, closed)
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