Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I......got my head stuck in the doors of our school bus.
I had extra stuff, the old guy in the driving seat didn't see me lagging and closed the doors as I was getting out... I tried to jump out and got stuck. Oh how I laughed as everyone asked "hey did you get your head stuck in the bis doors?" for the next 3 fucking years!!!
And the bastard nearly drove off too!
Yeah, school was fun! I was short, fat, wore glasses and had a lisp... I think someone was bored when they made me!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 1:38, 2 replies)
i got caught in the doors once tooand another time i jumped off as they opened and the bus was still moving - I was a bowling ball to the queue of waiting commuter pins - must have looked fantastic from the bus as everyone cracked up.
I was just happy to have brought them all a smile.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:23, closed)
Sadly...I really did get my head stuck.It was a really old bus, the speedo didn't even work and the back seats were sooty, it also had doors that opened in the middle making it possible to get a head stuck.
What can I say to make it more believable?
They just closed and I thought I could force my way through.
and the driver didn't seem to understand why everyone was laughing so revved it up untill people actully started to shout "WAIT WAIT HE'S GOT HIS HEAD STUCK!!!" and start laughing again.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 5:34, closed)
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