Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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fresh off the press!This one just happened this afternoon, in fact.
I had to give a blood sample, put simply, to find out what's wrong with me. The closest place to my girlfriends house to do this is a local womans clinic.
Went there, and had the hole drilled into me (I don't like needles. At all.) and then left my phone in the consulting room. Didn't realise this until an hour or so later, so went back to get it. They said they'd called the number listed under Dad in the phone directory.
An hour after that, I got a phone call from my father asking if I'd knocked the girlfriend up, as they'd rang to say that "Your *daughter* has left her phone at the womans clinic". Certainly fun to explain that I was at the woman's clinic, using the pathology services, not because the girlfriend was up the duff.
No excuses for length, she finds it perfectly sized.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 7:08, Reply)
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