Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Driving on the way to work one early morningI've got a hangover and am not quite fully awake yet. So I hop in the car, air-con blasting and driver window open. It's a bit dark this morning and I'm knackered, but I need me beer token pay, so I set off.
I get about 30 yards down the road when some nutter walks out in front of me. I slam the brakes on and just about stop myself from flattening him. Me driver-side window is open and I shout out "What are you, BLIND!!?!?!??" just as the white stick comes into view and the guide dog's head appears from around the car bumper in front of me. Oh fuck.
I swear the dog was giving me the "How dare you" look as I drove away, leaving me mentally feeling like I'd just kicked myself in the nuts.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 8:09,
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