Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Best friends boyfriendMy best friends boyfriend, James, casually asked last week:
"When is Christmas this year?"
After giving him a I-know-you're-not-that-dumb kinda look, and then realising that he WAS being serious, she asked "What, seriously?", giving a few seconds for the sheer daftness of the question to sink in.
James's face changed as he realised his mistake - Christmas is the same day every year, after all - but he is a man, so he had to try and save some face.
"No! I didn't mean THAT!..." he replied, "I just meant is it on the 25th this year?"...
As she says, she's with him for his looks.
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SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 9:07,
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My husbandcanNOT remember Thanksgiving is on a Thursday EVERY year. He asks me every time.
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