Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Another Xmas Caper (reminded by post below)In 2ndary school, our class are all made to take "Religious Education" or as it's known nowadays as "Why they want to bomb us". We're all sitting there bored shiteless and Christmas is mentioned by the teacher. She asks "Anyone know why we celebrate Christmas?" All of us stick our hands up like good little sheep, bar (or should that be bahhhh) little Brian who'se sitting quietly and keeping to himself. The teacher immediately spots this lost lamb and asks "Brian, you know why we celebrate Christmas?"
"Ummm....we all get presents?"
"Yes....and?"
"And....um....we all have dinner together?"
"Yes, Christmas dinner, but why do we celebrate it?"
"Ummmm....Santa Claus?"
By this time everyone in the class is smirking to themselves and a few sniggers are heard here and there. Oh how we cringed for poor Brian, the lost lamb of the fold. Sorry, I meant stupid chav.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 9:30,
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ChristmasSounds like an appropriate response, actually, assuming one is not a Christian.
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