Pissed as a fart and work with people with learning disabilities..
So i have devoted my life to working with less able people, trying to bring a little sunshine to their lives lol...
Anywho here goes!
Watching Chelsea Vs Arsenal a few years back with a few too many beers in me, getting overly irrate about ultimately a bunch of nambys kicking a ball...
A female companion remarks about thinking Jehns Lehmann's fit... what did i do? Make a remark about the obvious poor condition of her eyes? NO. Instead i announce he looks like he's got downs syndrome... Not just saying it and then marking the ugly episode with a fullstop, oh no, i then proceed to start substituting part of the chorus of "get down on it" to "Get downs! Get downs!" really loudly. The pub goes silent, i mean deathly silent, i turn around to see two people with downs syndrome clutching their pints with a support worker accutely aware of how much of a penis i am...
Think my karmic balance took a nosedive there!
Truely one of the worst things i think i've ever said, even now it feels like someone subjecting me to hours of coldplay... pure agony!
(SteroidPigOhurugu, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 9:33, 3 replies)

I wasn't going to click
but I did.

And only because you hate Coldplay.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 9:37, closed)

Thats...
...the kind of thing that makes you wake up at 3 am screaming!
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 10:50, closed)

True..
True that shit *sigh*... told the missus about this for the first time last night, her doing the same sorta job as me, complete and total silence... *sigh*, *sigh* and *sigh* again... *sigh*
(SteroidPigOhurugu, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:03, closed)