Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I've taken lots of writing classesand I always write poetry with art-snobs in mind.
Once I wrote a poem about Sam the Ugly Dog that included the line "he is not made of beef", simply because I wanted to fuck with their heads.
The teacher uses it as a bloody example to the rest of the class, saying how it's a great metaphor, blablabla.
I hate art-snobs. Everything's always got to have a deeper meaning for them, because all we have is not enough.
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Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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