Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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/shudders visiblyI know your parents...I don't want to think of them as depraved and kinky...they seemed too...nice.
Parents have officially only ever had sex as many times as they have children, and definitely, categorically do not have any idea what semen or fanny batter smell or taste like.
And now all the people on here with kids are going to come and taunt me, aren't they?
Oh, PS: Nettlesteed's Mum would like me to pass on the message that she is not the Bristol Channel, and that his Dad does not have a tiny cock, nor a preference for other men's bottoms.
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