Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Just becauseJust because when you lived in your own house and you didn't have a window cleaner, doesn't mean that your parents don't.
Just because you get divorced and move in the spare room at your mum's place doesn't mean that you wank any less than you did before.
Just because the room is one storey up with a window behind you when you're surfing online porn, tissue at the ready and gland in hand doesn't mean that you won't get the shock of your life when you hear the squeaking of a window being cleaned and a window cleaner being able to see EXACTLY what you're looking at and what you're doing.
I'm never going downstairs again.
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SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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this is why......I'm continually surprised when window-cleaning doesn't make the latest top-10 of professions prone to PTSD.
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