Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I'm a bad personA few years ago I went on holiday to Toronto,
I’m walking up the hill to Casa Loma along Sedina Road. Suddenly, the relaxing stroll on a goregous sunny day is disturbed by this incredibly off key, ridiculously loud rendition of ‘Happy Birthday To You’.
Honestly, it was seriously awful. I mean, Celine Dionne being anally douched with a sulphuric acid and sand solution could not have made a worse sound. (Oh Christ, there’s an image I wish I hadn’t created for myself)
The friend I am with looks as horrified at the sound as I am, and we start looking around to try to find the source of the ungodly racket when we spot the sign on the building in front of us:
‘Metropolitan Toronto School For Deaf Children’
I am not sure what was worse, the sound of the poor kids desperately trying to acknowledge their friends birthday but obviously not having the faintest clue what the tune was supposed to be, or the overwhelming feeling of guilt that hit when I saw the teacher staring at me disapprovingly when she overheard my hysterical laughter.
I just stared at the floor and shuffled off in shame.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:55,
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