Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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This reminds me of something that happened to a flatmate......in that it was the same, but worse.
A (female) friend of a different flatmate was visiting, everyone went out for a night of drinks, and we ended up in Klute (a nightclub in Durham, reputedly named the second worst in Europe by FHM; the first later burnt down). Essentially the night was messy.
Initially mentioned flatmate ended up taking her back to his room. Upon minor flat questioning in the morning it arose that pillow talk did not amount to sweet nothings, but, you guessed it...
If that's not a crushing comment on your performance, I don't know what is.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:06, 1 reply)
argh - Kluteyes - many a terrible night there - I only really remember 3 very sticky floors of carpet, awful blue and pink drinks and David Essex playing in the 'Cheese' room.
Help!
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