Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Yesterday...I work in a pub/restaurant, behind the bar, and, just yesterday a rather large group of fatties came in. My co-workers and I, quietly and rather informally, referred to this party as 'the big party', due to the fact that there was rather a large number of them.
A while into their session, I was asked by one of them (the fattest fatty whom I had built quite a rapport with) to investigate a previously ordered coffee, which they had yet to recieve. I walked a short distance to the coffee machine and asked a colleague to make the drink.
I was asked by her where said beverage was to be taken to once prepared, to which I instantly and absent mindedly replied, "THE BIG PEOPLE", accompanied by a blatant point in their direction, and the realisation that they had watched/listened to the whole thing.
Needless to say the rapport and a generous tip was lost.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:23, Reply)
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