Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Old dearsI gave a best mans speech a few years ago.
It actually went pretty well. I wasn't too rude, but slightly risque.
I got plenty of laughs, lots of 'aw, how lovely' comments at the right moments.
I was really quite proud of how it had gone.
The grooms grandnother came up to me afterwards and thanked me, saying it was really lovely.
And then said 'but I didn't understand why everyone laughed at the start. What did you say?'
As it happened, what I had said was 'I'm told that the best mans speech shouldn't last any longer than the grooms performance on his first night with his new wife.
But as I've already gone on for longer than that...'
Which suddenly felt hugely innapropriate as I repeated it to an 88 year old woman.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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