Last orders.
I have a friend who, with his Mrs, enjoys an erm, "exotic" sex life. The kind of friend who likes to share. And film. And post to their website.

Weeeell, anyway, whilst enjoying a pint together at his local as we waited the call that the aforementioned Mrs was ready for us to return and entertain her, he excitedly told me about a fantastic location he had found for interesting content for his site.

"It's great, tucked out of the way, you can tie her to a tree, dominate her, piss all over her and no-one is going to see. Great for photos."

Excellent. Except no-one in that pub needed to see, they all had a mental image of the scene branded into them because the place had inexplicably fallen silent as he bellowed the words.

Worst of it was, he never batted an eyelid, I was the one dying of embarrasment, and I am no shrinking violet. The walk to the door had to be one of the longest I have taken, especially with him leading the way, whistling merrily and checking his camera batteries.
(Rsoles, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:36, 3 replies)

website
link pls
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:15, closed)

cant see the prob here
clearly you were on the way back for a spit roast

why should you be embaressed if hes not

double (penetration) standards if you ask me
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:39, closed)

Going for the
spit roast wasn't the problem. Hey, I'm positively proud of that sort of thing. It was the "tie her to a tree, and piss on her" bit that did it. Thinking about it now, he didn't use the word "dominate" either, he said "abuse". I swear we left that previously bustling pub to absolute silence.

As for links, well, they sold the site a couple of years ago (and moved to Sunny Spain) so it's kind of irrelevant, but if you were a connoiseur of amateur facials, you'd remember Dee!
(Rsoles, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:25, closed)