Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Back when I wasJust discovering the wonders of internet pornography.
At the time i didnt have a computer in my bedroom so if i wanted to get in a cheeky wank i had to use magazines etc instead of the internet. Those were the days.
Anyway, day off school for whatever reason, and during the day i go upstairs to the family computer for a bit of a session. The magazines I used in my bedroom were getting a bit outdated and tedious, so instead of saving me the difficulty of somehow getting my hands on another magazine with better material for later, I thought i would print off a few pictures from the internet. I mean I could obviously find better stuff there anyway!
Later on that day, mum comes downstairs and asks to have a word with me.
Yep you guessed it. From behind her back she shows it to me. The picture i printed off from the internet. A picture of Briana Banks getting fucked by some dude from behind - on a tractor. I'd obviously forgot to pick it up from the printer when i left the room.
Shoulda just got my hands on another magazine really.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:37, Reply)
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