Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The NurseMy Dad is from an older generation (he's almost 80) and has a dislike for anyone that isn't white. Always has, always will. However he is very polite and keeps his racist views in check (some of the time)
Anyhoo, when I was about 3 or 4 I had a stay in the hospital for a minor eye operation. The day dawned that I was leaving the hospital and Dad was there packing up my bits and toys etc. when the nurse who had been looking after me (a large, older, friendly black lady) come to say goodbye to me.
My dad was all smiles to the nurse and said something along the lines of "thank you very much for looking after Snollock"
To which I apparently piped up, "ere Dad, I thought you didn't like black people?"
I think he wanted the ground to swallow him instantly.
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Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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