Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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My ex...... has had a couple of 'bad' relationships (even more if you count me being one of them) but has always tried to hide her sex life from the kids.
A couple of years ago her and her 'friend' had progressed to the stage where they wanted to go further, so she got the kids into bed (the twins would have been about 7) and started to get down to action.
They'd just got naked when one of them wandered into the living room, through to the kitchen, got a drink, and went back to bed.
The kids are used to seeing her naked, but not guys, so she breathed a sigh of relief and got on with their fun.
The next morning the kids were sat at the table waiting for the breakfast she was preparing.
"Mummy?"
"Yes darling?"
"Do you like dressing up?"
"Yes sweetheart."
"Is that why you were trying Dave's clothes on last night?"
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