Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Dirty theiving scum...I'm a good wee girl. Yep, I am. I think.
At work once, going down to the checkouts just after closing with some reduced stock to buy the checkout girl asked if I wanted a bag. Yep, thought my mind, so people don't think I'm nicking anything. Good idea!
"Yep, thanks, "I said to her, "so people don't know I'm nicking anything."
She handed me my change in stoney silence, giving me an odd look, and I slunk back off to the bakery branded a theif by my own lying tongue.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:57,
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