Well, marketing are a bunch of stubborn bastards
My boss positively encourages brutal honesty in my - confidential - monthly report, which is for his eyes only ... it works well, in fact has become a rather cathartic process at the end of every month.

Sadly, I also produce the monthly brief on our part of the business which goes to the CEO and then, via his PA, around the whole business - c. 1,500 UK employees.

Predictably, in a rush, I extracted the wrong file from the wrong folder and e mailed it off, oblivious.

So, instead of my usual PC offering, our section of the company announced ... "Well, marketing are still being stubborn bastards ..."

The marketing meeting I had to attend the following week was not the most comfortable afternoon of my life - in fact I think I'd rather have been double-teamed by my gynaecologist and dentist.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:45, 3 replies)

Weeeellll
it's their fault. If they didn't make everyone act so PC there'd be no need to blow off so much steam. Work pisses people off, that's life. Have a sympathy click.
(GONEism, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:57, closed)

do you think
the dentist would want the 'top' and the gynaecologist the 'tail', or would they want the other ends for variety?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 7:35, closed)

To be honest
I'd not thought through the logistics of the situation.

I don't really understand what would make a man want to be a gynaecologist, but they still get that respect all Doctor's are (in my opinion) due. The lure of dentistry I don't get - I think it has to be sheer sadism.

So, in conclusion, I don't think there's anyway I'd let me dentist "south" ... wow - this isn't going to be going through my head at my next exam or anything ...
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:54, closed)