Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Easy- can do it in one sentence.The sponge I used in the shower to scrape off my dead skin cells had maggots growing in it after a few weeks.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 6:43, 5 replies)
How the merry cock did a shower sponge get maggots growingin it? Was in left "unattended" for a few weeks? Or do you have naturally rotting flesh?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 8:28, closed)
That's not so much *cringe*More *retch*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:28, closed)
.*boak*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:37, closed)
Eh?Are you a zombie perhaps?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:01, closed)
that's great!As far as I can work out you should be able to cast spells as a Magic-User of level 6, and have 2d20 skeleton or ogre followers.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:18, closed)
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