The most crigeworthy thing I ever did has to be
writing long boring lies about how cool I am on a forum which was originally intended for sick humour.
The pinnacle of my achievement in this area was treating a sick-humour page as some sort of agony aunt column so I could exploit my horrific upbringing for attention.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:50, 12 replies)

Fuck yourself with a turnip
You baby genitalled, goat-raping, whore son.
( Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:53, closed)

I think someone
needs a cookie!
(GONEism, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:03, closed)

I think someone
is attention seeking.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:07, closed)

Me?

(GONEism, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:14, closed)

Sorry BOAT
not you, the original poster.

I was agreeing with you.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:15, closed)

Ooooh good, thanks :-)
It's be mean to BOAT week this week, I was worried you'd decided to join in.
(GONEism, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:16, closed)

Yeah
Please do fuck off.
(ShitBitch, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:35, closed)

Your name is rather apt.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:44, closed)

BALDMONKEY FOR KING!

( Jobe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:56, closed)

As someone...
hovering on the remotest of peripheries of B3ta, I must say that I'm finding the current contreremps between certain members nothing short of fascinating. Particularly the levels of vitriol that some members seem to be able to draw from. Bravo, I say!

I wish I knew what BOAT meant though. Is it Bisexuals, Onanists, Arseholes and Twats?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:35, closed)

That's as maybe
but you are a cunt who should die a horrible death between the slowly-descending plates of an industrial hydraulic press, screaming in pain and abject terror, soiling yourself and whimpering like a scared child just before the pressure becomes too much and your pathetic skull is crushed like a rotten eggshell and your meaningless existence is snuffed out like a stinking white-spirit-and-earwax candle that stinks worse than a rotting skunk.
(Jerry Atrick knows he is better than yew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:59, closed)

industrial hydraulic press
Awesome!
(Brett Starbuck, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:47, closed)