Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Has just happened...I'm Suffering from pre-payroll deadline jitters and working in an unfamiliar office trying to get the wages beaten into shape.
I decide that a caffiene fix is needed and brave the twenty yard walk down the Trafalgar Square end of St Martin's Lane to Cafe Nero minus my suit jacket, which hangs from the back of my office chair.
After being handed a steaming mocha, all is nearly right with the world. I step forward and open the door, a shiver reverberates down my spine. Brr! I can't step through the door however as a figure is on the other side and taking their time to come through, avoiding eye contact with me even though I'm holding the door open for them. I'm left freezing cold for longer than necessary without even a nod of thanks.
"You're welcome" I icily offer, as they walk past.
"Mmmmfffff, mmmmmmfffff" they reply.
Now the entire shop thinks I'm a cunt.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:29, 1 reply)
SpookyI probably just walked straight past you, having just come in from the cold at that very same end of St Martin's Lane. Strangely enough, I actually prefer Pret for my double espresso fix.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, closed)
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