Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Look at my ringHmmm. All day drinking on low slung benches.
A rather aloof Christian girl on the same course as me came in 'for a quick orange juice' about 5hrs into the proceedings... I hadn't seen her for ages and had heard she'd got engaged.
I turned and slurred "Hi, not seen you for ages, I believe that congratulations are in order!"
"Oh, thanks very much" she said, and put out her hand.
I don't know what came over me. For some as yet unexplained reason, I gently took her hand (I was sitting down, she was standing up behind me) and kissed it, a big slobbery drunken kiss.
Alarmed, she pulled her hand away and wiped it
"No no, she said, look at my engagement ring"
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