Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The last time I had a physicalthe doctor who examined me was a tiny young woman, very pretty, who did all the usual checking with the stethoscope and whatnot, then told me to take off my underwear. She stuck her fingers in my nadgers and told me to cough, took some notes, then told me to get on the table and lie on my side.
The first thing that occurred to me was that I was grateful that she was tiny and female with skinny little fingers, rather than being the male GP with hands like a blacksmith.
The second thing that occurred to me was "Jeez, she could have at least bought me a drink first!"
Somehow I managed not to laugh as she had her fingers in my arse...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:05,
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