Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Sounds like the militaryHope your brother came back safe & sound - x.
When I was at college I worked at the local Army Training Regiment in the bar and, sometimes, in the shop.
Most of the recruits there were 16/17-20 and rather green. Going out on exercise they were told to stock up on Mars Bars (for the sugar boost), tights (to help keen the legs warm - apparently) and sanitary towels (to prevent the Bergen rubbing their shoulders raw).
Made me chuckle!
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He was ok in the endAn incendiary device was tossed into his driver's lap, who chucked it out the window at once. After that, they drove around with the windows rolled up in the HMMV.
He has some grit in his face and hip from explosions, but nothing crippling. He's embarrassed about getting a Purple Heart for it and won't tell anyone.
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