Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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^ everything said hereTOP TIP! Spit on the paper to moisten
Not only do you clean yourself fantasticly, it is kind of like licking your own arse.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:29,
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Cleaning the clackerI am with you on the spit paper solution. I have used it myself many times, and yes it does occur to me that it is defacto licking my arse.
Does that mean that when your mum spits on a tissue and wipes your face, she is - in effect - licking your face?
Let's not go any further with that, OK?
I must say, that these days I live in a part of the world where fully automated date washers are de riguer. Warm water cleaning the clacker, with adjustable pressure and temperature... nothing better. I could do it all day. Beats the hell out of spit on the paper.
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