Cystitus
Not a very funny complaint at the best of times, caught me a dose and crumpled up in a heap. However, what made me cringe the most was being examined down below by a very nice lady Doctor. I lay there and she slid up my skirt, pressed my abdomen and told me to replace my underwear. She then proscribed something to stop the infection.

So you ask, why the cringe? Lets just say that every Transsexual woman has a Pre-op phase of pants containing a little more than she would like. I was heavily Gender Disphoric and wanted the floor to swallow me.

Move on three months and I meet my SRS Surgeon and he says I must have laser treatment to remove pubic hair prior to surgery, which leaves me in the beauticians having the hormone damaged meat and veg burned into order with a Q switched welding laser. I do not know what was redder, my welded and burned genitals or my extremely embarrassed face.

Lengh: chopped off with a rusty bread knife.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:11, 3 replies)

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uncalled for :(
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:22, closed)

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suggests it was an NHS job?
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:01, closed)

How did you guess?
;-)
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:45, closed)