Not exactly my story, but this happened to a friend and was told to me,
This requires some brief background: The chap in question is a young gay lad into the BDSM scene, we shall call him Dave:

Many mobile phone accounts now allow you to do a BT style 'Friends And Family' thing where you can pick 3 frequently called numbers and get them for a bit cheaper than your other calls, so Dave goes into his friendly mobile phone shop with his Mum to ask about this.

'Ah yes,' says the nice man in the shirt and tie, 'we can do that for you Sir and who would you like to put on it?'

So he decides of course his Mum will be one of them, then follows this with his boyfriend, and now gets a little stuck as to which to put for his third and final number, so helpful Mr Mobile Phone Shop Man who already has Dave's phone to take down his chosen numbers looks up the phone's dialing log and says:

'Well, your next most frequently dialed number would seem to be this, er, Master?'

I can only imagine that brief bit of frozen time that followed...
( ..wil, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:29, Reply)