Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I play with liquid latex for prosthetics now and then, Star Trek stylee,false brows and horns and such, it comes in very handy for Halloween:
Anyhoo, a close lady friend of mine had a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) that she had essentially ruined by getting it involved with baby oil, which dissolves latex, and she wondered if was possible to 'resurface' it by giving it a fresh coat of liquid latex rather than buy a new one, I said I wasn't sure but if she'd scrub it up nice and clean for me I'd be happy to give it a try.
Long story short, gasman comes to read the meter and I've completely forgotten about the huge pink dildo sitting on a bottle over a bowl with some white goo dripping down it that was residing in the cellar.
Oops.
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..wil, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:10,
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