Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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GrabbyI was working in an office and we had a new guy join us. He had come for an interview a few weeks before but none of us had met him. Our office manager led him out into the main office and took him round our cubicles.
So the guys stood up and shook his hand when he got to their cubicle. Only there was a little bit of confusion going on that I could see across the room. When it was my turn, I stood up and realised that this guy’s right hand stopped at the elbow and he had really long grabby fingers. So I was shaking his bad hand. With forced smiles like nothing was wrong. He was plasmically red in the face. I was burgundy once I realised but I couldn’t just stop shaking his hand. It went on for about 20 seconds while I said hello and introduced myself. I managed to sweat into my shoes I was so embarrassed.
It was horrible. Poor bastard.
Our twunt of a manager could have warned us to shake his left hand. We got him back though.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:44, Reply)
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