
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I once did very similar when I read out the following that I'd written.
Big bang, gaseous matter
atoms collide, crash, batter
rocks form, seas are flowing
bloody hell, the universe is growing
Trouble is, 20 years later I can still remember it and am still quite proud of it.
I just don't think it was what my English teacher expected when we were told to write about life.
That'll teach her to answer the question 'what do you mean write about life?' with 'Interpret it in any way you want'
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:55, 1 reply)
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